Religion: Equal Time

The Kansas School Board is getting a flood of letters regarding the possible teaching of Intelligent Design and evolution side-by-side. Nothing new there.

The fact they're coming from this guy is fairly new. If I weren't already an athiest, I'd be sorely tempted to convert...

"WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM

• Flimsy moral standards.
• Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
• Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano."

Sorely tempted, I tell you...