Flashback!

It's marketed at pubescent boys with a promise to make them manly and/or virile;

It's cheap, cheap, cheap to make;

And everyone who uses it thinks it's a substitute for a shower. Well, they look like they do, anyway.

I'm talking, of course, about... Hai Karate!

Oh, sorry: you thought I was going to say TAG body spray? Why ever would you think that?