Date A Nerd; It's Worth It!
And I'm all right with that.
It's actually a well known fact that nerds are better in bed, anyways. I can prove it, too:
1) We study everything. Every nerd, geek, and dork has read the Kama Sutra, and a bunch of us has made an intensive study of the Hite Reports. Heck, I was reading Penthouse Letters before I had even heard of C.S. Lewis.
2) We're grateful. If we're ever lucky enough that someone wants to have sex with us, we work hard at making sure they want to come back. Hey, we're nerds: we rely on repeat business!
3) We are willing to try pretty much anything. This is why you'll find a whole lot of crossover in the S&M scene with the folks who do ren fairs, play Dungeons and Dragons or other RPGs, read fantasy novels, and have careers in information technology.
From the well known documentary:
Betty: That was wonderful. You did things to me you've never done before.
(gasps) You're that nerd!
Betty: God, you were wonderful.
Betty: Are all nerds as good as you?
Betty: How come?
Lewis: 'Cos all jocks think about is sports. All we ever think about is sex.
And those are words to live by!